I've never been "that girl" the one every guy wants to buy a drink, ask on a date, or have conversations with his buddies about how hot and bangable I am. Nope, I'm the girl that sits with all those guys and tries to convince them that sleeping with every girl in town won't get them anywhere; except a trip to the ER to be treated for an STD. I'm the girl that all the guys wanna be best friends with but never date. But I know "that girl", actually I'm best friends with three of them. Which as you can imagine doesn't make getting a guy any easier. Especially when all my guys friends want to know is how they can get into the pants three of my best friends'. I don't blame guys for drooling over them, what can I say they're gorgeous. Having gorgeous friends and horny guy friends has helped me master my matchmaking and wing-man skills though. Plus is doesn't hurt that I can read people and have a wealth of excellent relationship advice.
Unfortunately, the reason I'm so good at these jobs is because I'm cursed. I can help everyone else with their relationships and romantic woes but when it comes to things of the romantic variety I'm a total train wreck.All of my past relationships have come up winners in the horrible relationship lottery. Needless to say, I haven't learned from my past mistakes; I just keep making them the only thing that changes is the guy's name. I've come to accept the fact that I'm a magnet for assholes, they are drawn to me for some reason and I fall for it every time. But like the quotes on Pinterest tell me I'm trying to "forget what hurt me, but never forget what it taught me". We'll see how that goes.
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