Guys Let Me Break it Down for You

Okay guys listen up I'm going to give you a few general rules of thumb when your going out with a group of girls:

Rule #1:
It takes time for us to get ready! You calling every 15 minutes for an hour does not speed up the process and yes every time you call I will tell you that we'll be ready in 5 minutes even though we're very aware its a lie.

Rule #2:
If we are dressed to the nines in skirts, dresses and heals, we DO NOT under any circumstances want to be taken to a party that is filled with nothing but other girls. Vagina Land is not a destination we wish to travel too, unless we play for the other team.

Rule #3:
We will let you know if the guy at the bar who is flirting with us is a creep or not. Until we give you the "help me face", flail our arms or use one of our girl friends as a lesbian cover, let us flirt with him.

Rule #4:
We didn't come to the bars to be your "buffer"--friend that you dance with all night, just so you don't do something stupid and ruin your relationship.

Rule #5:
If we see one of our ex's out at the bars, one of you better be putting your arm around us and calling us "baby" or walking up and kicking his ass...its one or the other, no exceptions!

--Just trying to help everyone have a good night. Your welcome.